We've Seen This Before... and It Didn't End Well

Strange events are unfolding in the global financial system. A monetary reset dubbed the "Mar-a-Lago Accord" is quietly in motion, and the financial elite are already taking protective action. If history is any guide, you could lose up to 40% of your wealth in the next two years. Move your money before it's too late.

Deal Dispatch: Noodles On The Menu, Giants Garner Billionaire Interest, Spirit Goes Broke Again

Anthony Noto
September 05, 2025

New On The Block

  • Safran (PARIS:SAF) has a few assets on the auction block. First, the French aerospace and defense group is considering a divestiture of its aircraft interiors business. The Financial Times expects the deal could fetch €1.5 billion. Separately, the company is seeking a sale of its in-flight entertainment segment.
  • Noodles & Company (NASDAQ:NDLS) is officially putting itself on the menu of Wall Street dealmakers. The fast-casual restaurant chain announced that its board has kicked off a "strategic alternatives" review. That’s corporate-speak for refinancing debt or exploring a sale. CEO Joe Christina said the timing makes sense after menu tweaks like "Delicious Duos" helped August same-store sales climb 4.5%. Piper Sandler is helping to stir the pot by advising the process.

Updates From The Block

  • According to Bloomberg, Julia Koch and her branch of the famous family are considering a 10% stake in the New York Giants. The valuation hovers at around $10.25 billion. Compare that to the $150 million that the Tisch family paid for their half of the team in 1991.
  • Garage Beer, the light-beer brand backed by NFL brothers Travis and Jason Kelce, just pulled off a $200 million valuation. The news, per the Wall Street Journal, comes on the heels of the Kelce-Swift engagement. Durational Capital Management led the funding round. Garage expects to generate $60–70 million in sales this year. The Kelce brothers’ celebrity appeal made the brand a hit with drinkers, even as alternative options weigh on beer giants like Constellation Brands (NYSE:STZ).
  • OpenAI has agreed to acquire product development platform Statsig in a $1.1 billion all-stock deal. Statsig CEO Vijaye Raji will join the ChatGPT parent company as technology chief for its applications unit, reporting to Fidji Simo. Statsig had raised over $150 million. Iconiq, Sequoia, and Madrona are among its backers.
  • Goldman Sachs (NYSE:GS) plans to invest up to $1 billion in T. Rowe Price (NASDAQ:TROW) for a 3.5% stake. The firms will partner on selling private-market products to retail and wealthy investors. The move reflects the broader industry push into alternatives as traditional firms hunt for new growth.
  • EagleTree Capital has agreed to divest Northstar Travel Group, a Rutherford, N.J.-based business-to-business travel media and events company, to Japan's JTB Corp.
  • Varonis Systems (NASDAQ:VRNS) has acquired SlashNext, a Pleasanton, Calif.-based email security startup, for $150 million. SlashNext raised about $48 million from investors. Backers include Wing VC, Norwest, Four Rivers Group, Kickstart Ventures, Telefónica Ventures, and Ayala.
  • Air Lease (NYSE:AL), founded by aviation mogul Steven Udvar-Házy, has agreed to a $7.4 billion take-private deal. The buy side includes Sumitomo Corporation, SMBC Aviation Capital, Apollo, and Brookfield.
  • Aon signs $2.7 billion deal to divest majority of NFP‘s wealth business to Madison Dearborn Partners, Reuters reported.
  • GridX, a utility software startup that has raised over $60 million from firms like Energy Impact Partners, acquired Innowatts, a Houston-based digital energy platform that raised over $20 million from Energy Impact Partners and others.

Off The Block

  • BlackRock (NYSE:BLK) has wrapped up its acquisition of ElmTree Funds, folding the commercial net-lease specialist into its Private Financing Solutions (PFS) platform. ElmTree founder James Koman will continue leading its investment strategies under the PFS umbrella. A lineup of heavyweight law firms and advisors--Skadden, Fried Frank, Sidley, Goldman Sachs, Berkshire Global, and Kirkland & Ellis--guided the transaction.
  • STG closed its buyout of Yodlee, a Raleigh, N.C.-based finance data platform, from the Bain Capital portfolio company Envestnet. Terms were not disclosed.

Bankruptcy Block

  • Spirit Airlines is back in bankruptcy court--for the second time in under a year--proving that turbulence isn't just for passengers. The ultra-low-cost carrier says it needs to shrink its fleet and routes, after a failed JetBlue merger, soaring costs, and a quick flip from a projected $252 million profit to a $257 million loss. The airline has maxed out credit lines, unions are bracing for furloughs, and competitors like Frontier are happily swooping into Spirit's markets. Flights are expected to continue.

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